johnson

johnson
1. (Johnson) (2630↑, 300↓)
Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names. Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad. Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get. Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man. Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush. Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context. Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes. Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one. Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock. Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.

Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer\!

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2. (johnson) (623↑, 326↓)
a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

3. (johnson) (467↑, 233↓)
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large. "Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

4. (johnson) (346↑, 220↓)
you either have one or you are one

I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.

5. (johnson) (172↑, 104↓)
a penis, a weiner, a schlong, a dick

my johnson is a very long one

6. (Johnson) (65↑, 26↓)
A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.

The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.

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7. (johnson) (44↑, 21↓)
1. In Medieval Times, the last name Johnson meant John's son so if you were James Johnson, you were James and your father's name was John. 2. Nowadays a Johnson is slang for a man's penis. When I seek a man's penis, I call it a dick or a cock because Johnson can be misinterpreted; plus dick and cock sounds sexier.

1.) Oh I know James Johnson, he's John's son. 2.) I was fooling around with this guy and when I asked him to put his Johnson in my pussy he was confused so I told him it meant his cock.

8. (johnson) (42↑, 35↓)
A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

9. (Johnson) (9↑, 6↓)
the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?" "His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

10. (Johnson) (3↑, 3↓)
For goodness sake, Johnson is a last name, all of the retarded people online with disgusting minds think that it is a slang for a males junk.

Harry: Hi, my name is Harry Johnson. Mark: You have a Hairy Johnson, LMFAO Harry: Fuckin Retard

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11. (johnson) (18↑, 17↓)
n. 1. slang for [Penis]

1.Bona Fide Ride Step Aside My Johnson Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin. 2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

12. (Johnson) (0↑, 2↓)
1.A dick 2.Your penis

My [johnson] was so far up her pussy last night. That MILF makes my [johnson] rock hard

13. (Johnson) (2↑, 7↓)
To get high.

Dude I just johnsoned. I johnson and drive all the time. He just out-johnsoned me\! She johnsons like a maniac and drinks like a psycho.

14. (Johnson) (4↑, 13↓)
A man who spends all day sucking on protein shakes which have left him with a shrivelled cock. Lips bigger than average. May have spent time in Ireland filming gay porn.

Well he's a nice bloke...shame he's a Johnson...

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15. (Johnson) (1↑, 11↓)
Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the [Master Chief]. He is the very meaning of badass.

" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest "I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson

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16. (johnson) (6↑, 19↓)
a word to describe a little penis

-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson? -Because he has a small penis apparently.

17. (Johnson) (37↑, 53↓)
Ve cut it off. (I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson\!") Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.

"I need my fucking Johnson." "What do you need that for, Dude?"

18. (johnson) (8↑, 30↓)
A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose A Johnson must be very long.

"Yo nigga\! Put chow Johnson away\!" "Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"

19. (Johnson) (12↑, 35↓)
Group of guys in Norther Wisconsin that think too highly of themselves and too poorly of others. They often travel in packs, letting everybody know when they have arrived to a party. They like to think that they are good at every activity they take part in simple because they are "Johnsons." Refer to everybody that is not a Johnson as a "Chach." Often times, these Chachs are better at the activities the Johnsons believe themselves to be so great at, but since they are Johnsons, they automatically make fun of the Chachs.

During a game of beer pong: "Ha\! Nice shot, fucking Chach. Too bad you aren't a Johnson."

20. (johnson) (5↑, 28↓)
The act of being stupid or idiotic to attract attention to ones' self. See also [stupid] and [baboon face].

"Stop being such a johnson\!"

21. (Johnson) (35↑, 194↓)
a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.

"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"

22. (johnson) (30↑, 201↓)
Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.

I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson. Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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